Mar 19This is How I Make FriendsSo I was on Facebook, right and like… — 1 min readThis is How I Make FriendsSo I was on Facebook, right and like…1061063
Mar 13The Bun HairDoTikTok makes it look so easy but it’s not! — All dem girls or dudes want a nice top knot bun. It’s seemingly a fucking life goal. A goal that everyone needs to seriously forget about because it’s useless. But we can’t help it, can we? Growing up, my mom used to give me the most perfect bun. A hairdo…Beauty2 min read
Mar 10“Ew, You’re Old!”Yah, I’m 31. Im ew and old! — “In my 20s, I was fit/ happy/ ambitious and everyone just loved me!”< — Nah Actually that is not the least bit true. I have the worst indigestion problems! Then, now and forever. It’s true. …2 min read
Mar 3Why Did I Switch Industries From National Security to Affordable Housing?I kinda wanted to be more human. The promotion was cool too. — Looks, it’s no secret that I’m a working woman. It’s also not a secret that I’ve dedicated my life to public service. At least I can die trying. Most people have 0 ounce of respect for me because civil service is plain oxymoron to them. I mean they’re like “what…3 min read
Feb 28Dear Apartment Neighbor,You suck balls. Tell your friend Sam to go to hell. — Okay neighbor that lives upstairs from me. I feel you. It sucks that a man that you may or may not love gets on your nerves. Idfk what or who the issue is and I don’t care. Either way, I hear you talking on the phone with a dude named…2 min read
Feb 25Why the FUCK Did I Spend 2 Hours Buying a Metro Pass?!I will be reporting into a job that requires me to take public transit at some point in the future. I decided to do the brave thing and LEAVE THE FUCKING HOUSE…so that I can buy a public transit card. You see, I’ve always worked in the DC suburbs where…2 min read
Feb 23Middle Class AbundanceI’ve always grown up in a working class family. I guess you can call it that on a good day. Can it actually be considered “working class” when both parents are considered unemployed / underemployed? Somebody come up with a name for that! At this present day, we are considered…2 min read
Feb 22A Third War In My LifetimeGulf War 8/2/1991 I was in diapers and drooling. Nothing to be said there. September 11 Attacks 9/11/2001 It was early morning in a prep school classroom. I was 11 years old at the time of 9/11 (it wasn’t on purpose). …2 min read
Feb 21I Was Such Piece of Shit Teenager.Spoiler Alert: Not much has really changed — If it isn’t apparent, I was hardly the victim in high school. I ended up in a really dilapidated public school at some point. Transition from prep school — really bad one, I guess. The last time I was in high school was 2005. That is when I dropped out…Self3 min read
Feb 21Feeling My MortalityIt’s all because I had a tumble down the stairs. — Aging is a privilege, no doubt. But no matter what — we all age up and there is some profound sadness to it. It’s more than just vanity. The thing that bums me out sometimes is the thought outliving my usefulness. It can be anything from being able to work…Health2 min read
